Disorder of a Man of Letters — Xah's Belles-lettres

rectification of english: whose vs who's

what does whose mean? whose = who's = who has = who is. Depending on context. this is called, function follows form, and is part of the theory of formal language.

Vocabulary: tween, fettered

learned a new word today: tween

A simple Twitter search reveals thousands of teens and tweens with accounts and handles dedicated to their favorite famous “friends.” It's easy for them to think of celebrities as at least potential friends, after all. Where previous generations might pine over posters on their bedroom walls or write mushy love letters to a generic fan mail address, teens today have direct and almost unfettered access to their idols thanks to Twitter. Through the platform, teens can broadcast their thoughts not only to friends, family, and virtual peers, but to celebrities and public figures. (To a lesser extent, Instagram and Facebook serve this purpose as well.)

from 〔The Psychology of Begging to Be Followed on Twitter 2014-02-26 By Kayleigh Roberts. @ http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/02/the-psychology-of-begging-to-be-followed-on-twitter/283947/〕

A tween is a person who is between the ages of 10 to 12 years old. The term is often described in popular media as referring to a preadolescent (usually female) who is at the “in-between” stage in their development when they are considered “too old for toys, too young for boys”. However, the word is older than its present use as an advertising gimmick. The word tween dates at least back to the late 1930s when J.R.R. Tolkien used it to describe that age of irresponsibility after teenage.

Tween (demographic)

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(and I with both hands pinioned and both feet fettered) and was about to bandage my eyes before striking…

—The First Kalandar's Tale

“O our lord Alaeddin, excuse us nor be thou wroth with us; for the King hath commanded that we carry thee before him pinioned and fettered, and we hope pardon from thee because we are under the royal orders which we cannot gainsay.”

—Aladdin: Moving of the Pavilion

If this be so, whatever may be left for our unfettered volitions is of little value.

—Has Religion Made Useful Contributions to Civilization? (Bertrand Russell)

a word i learned from watching Hunger Games Catching Fire.

spile ① a peg or plug of wood, esp. one used as a spigot ② a spout for conducting sap from the sugar maple.

apostrophe should be ban'd

in recent half-a-year, am beginning to think that apostrophe should be ban'd.

and, just came upone this Wikipedia passage:

George Bernard Shaw, a proponent of English spelling reform on phonetic principles, argued that the apostrophe was mostly redundant. He did not use it for spelling cant, hes, etc. in many of his writings. He did, however, allow I'm and it's.[64] Hubert Selby, Jr. used a slash instead of an apostrophe mark for contractions and did not use an apostrophe at all for possessives. Lewis Carroll made greater use of apostrophes, and frequently used sha'n't, with an apostrophe in place of the elided “ll” as well as the more usual “o”.[65][citation needed] These authors' usages have not become widespread.

Over the years, the use of apostrophes has been criticised. George Bernard Shaw called them “uncouth bacilli”. In his book American Speech, linguist Steven Byington stated of the apostrophe that “the language would be none the worse for its abolition.” Adrian Room in his English Journal article “Axing the Apostrophe” argued that apostrophes are unnecessary and context will resolve any ambiguity.[67] In a letter to the English Journal, Peter Brodie stated that apostrophes are “largely decorative…[and] rarely clarify meaning”.[68] Dr. John C. Wells, Emeritus Professor of Phonetics at University College London, says the apostrophe is “a waste of time”.[67]

see also The Moronicities of Typography: Hyphen, Dash, Quotation Marks, Apostrophe

Those studying SAT, GRE, vocabularies: note that many such prep books add words from dictionary without much discretion. For example, words found in Shakespear will almost never show up in journalism. So, if you want to increase vocabulary, don't take the brute force approach of trying to memorize every word in dict, as i've done some 3 decades ago.

学习英文 SAT， GRE 的同学，注意，很多词汇书乱加字典里的字。好像莎士比亚的字，一辈子都不会在报章杂志上用到。背字一定要由浅入深。这有很多。是我学英文记下的。供参考。英语：词汇汇编与用法示例。

Wordy English: Vocabulary Compilation with Usage Examples

and, of course, the word pork should be ban'd. It's called pig meat.

Q: what did you eat for dinner?

A: i had pig flesh.

and thus the world has a tidbit more of unwavering truth.

pork «c.1300 (early 13c. in surname Porkuiller), “flesh of a pig as food,” from Old French porc “pig, swine, boar,” and directly from Latin porcus “pig, tame swine,” from PIE *porko- “young swine” (cf. Umbrian purka; Old Church Slavonic prase “young pig;” Lithuanian parsas “pig;” and Old English fearh, Middle Dutch varken, both from Proto-Germanic *farhaz).»

The History of English in 10 Minutes, Annotated

Tilting at windmills is an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies. The word “tilt”, in this context, comes from jousting.

The phrase is sometimes used to describe confrontations where adversaries are incorrectly perceived, or to courses of action that are based on misinterpreted or misapplied heroic, romantic, or idealistic justifications. It may also connote an importune, unfounded and vain effort against confabulated adversaries for a vain goal.

Wilt Thou Gallantly Tilt at Windmills?

Why, there they are, both baked in this pie, Whereof their mother daintily hath fed, Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred. —《Titus Andronicus》: Act 5 Scene 3

Julie Taymor's Titus; Screenshots

Google defines “madcap” as

• amusingly eccentric.
• an eccentric person.

what kinda diluted milk is that?

my fav dict, the American Heritage, gives

“Behaving or acting impulsively or rashly; wild.”

now, that's respect to language.

madcap «1580s, noun and adjective, from mad (adj.) + cap, used here figuratively for “head.” Related: Madcappery.»

words ＆ art: languid, habitués, madcap

Her work reflects the neoclassical revival of the 1920s, to which Picasso contributed with his colossal seaside nudes. Lempicka belongs to the line of painters, extending through Jacques-Louis David and Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, who stress sharp outlines and sculptural mass. Indeed, a contemporary critic, noting Lempicka's heavy, languid forms and polished surfaces, called her “the perverse Ingres of the Machine Age.” She admired Botticelli, Antonello da Messina, and Mannerists like Bronzino and Pontormo, with their refined, armored style. Her subjects were the glittering habitués of postwar Paris café society, where new money met old and where cosmopolitan refugees mixed with Jazz Age entertainers and madcap youth.

from Glittering Images: A Journey Through Art from Egypt to Star Wars amazon

Art of Tamara de Lempicka

This defines the word “funky”. Watch the caper and caprice, prance and tug — a play of youthful love birds.

Prince ⭑ 〈Kiss〉 🎶

euphemism ＆ dysphemism

in the language of human animals, there's “yes” and “no”.

yes signifies consent, accordance, concurrence, affirmation, acknowledgement, approval, positiveness, and, pleasure.

no means no.

there are many synonyms of yes, ⁖ aye, yeah, yep, yup, agree, true, uh-huh, yesh (diminutive uttered by furries), but there are a million euphemisms for no.

Negative, nuu, huh, what, oh look Dinasour!

a dysphemism for no is f��k U.

meh.

etymology of Laissez-faire: Let us be

According to historical legend, the phrase “Laissez-faire” stems from a meeting in about 1680 between the powerful French finance minister Jean-Baptiste Colbert and a group of French businessmen led by a certain M. Le Gendre. When the eager mercantilist minister asked how the French state could be of service to the merchants and help promote their commerce, Le Gendre replied simply “Laissez-nous faire” (“Let us be”, literally “Let us do”).

—Laissez-faire

Good news for those of you studying the logical language lojban. Evan Rysdam has started to post a-word-a-day. Subscribe at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lojban-valsi/

you can also read my old tutorial at Xah's lojban Tutorial

i can't help but think of the word lugubrious

Mario Sisters Cosplay, Jessica Nigri and Lindsay Elyse

see also Mario Brothers Piranha Plant Earring

today's words ＆ idioms: tenderness, verve, slovenliness, finesse, “dressed up to the nines”. Madonna ⭑ 〈Don't Cry For Me Argentina〉 🎶

yester i discovered a mysterious site called waitbutwhy。By my ∞ wisdom ＆ meticulous analysis，i foretell，it's a female.

for you queer buffs, today's quip is bought to you buy: yester, buff, meticulousness, and in conjunction with foretell.

vocabulary: quicksand, colloid, viscosity, dispersed, globules, and, the etymology of ketchup

Quicksand

Quicksand is a colloid hydrogel consisting of fine granular material (such as sand or silt), clay, and water…

Quicksand is a non-Newtonian fluid: when undisturbed, it often appears to be in a solid (“gel” form), but a minor (less than 1%) change in the stress on the quicksand will cause a sudden decrease in its viscosity (“sol” form)…

Because of the higher density of the quicksand, it would be impossible for a human or animal to entirely sink in the quicksand…

The way to escape is to wiggle the legs as slowly as possible in order to reduce viscosity, to try spreading the arms and legs far apart and lying supine to increase the body's surface area, which should allow one to float.[3]

Colloid

A colloid is a substance microscopically dispersed throughout another substance. (a good example is milk, which is an emulsified colloid of liquid butterfat globules dispersed within a water-based solution.)

Non-Newtonian fluid

A non-Newtonian fluid is a fluid whose flow properties differ in any way from those of Newtonian fluids. Most commonly the viscosity (measure of a fluid's ability to resist gradual deformation by shear or tensile stresses) of non-Newtonian fluids is dependent on shear rate or shear rate history.

a good example of non-Newtonian fluid is ketchup. Once disturbed, it flows readily. So, this means, shake it first.

ketchup

1711, said to be from Malay kichap, but probably not original to Malay. It might have come from Chinese koechiap “brine of fish,” which, if authentic, perhaps is from the Chinese community in northern Vietnam [Terrien de Lacouperie, in “Babylonian and Oriental Record,” 1889, 1890]. Catsup (earlier catchup, 1680s) is a failed attempt at Englishing, still in use in U.S., influenced by cat and sup.

Originally a fish sauce, the word came to be used in English for a wide variety of spiced gravies and sauces; “Apicius Redivivus; or, the Cook's Oracle,” by William Kitchiner, London, 1817, devotes 7 pages to recipes for different types of catsup (his book has 1 spelling of ketchup, 72 of catsup), including walnut, mushroom, oyster, cockle and mussel, tomata, white (vinegar and anchovies figure in it), cucumber, and pudding catsup. Chambers's Encyclopaedia (1870) lists mushroom, walnut, and tomato ketchup as “the three most esteemed kinds.” Tomato ketchup emerged c.1800 in U.S. and predominated from early 20c.

“He hath given his empire, Up to a whore.” — Daddy English

Antony and Cleopatra is a tragedy by William Shakespeare. The play was first printed in the First Folio of 1623. The plot is based on Thomas North's translation of Plutarch's Lives and follows the relationship between Cleopatra and Mark Antony from the time of the Sicilian revolt to Cleopatra's suicide during the Final War of the Roman Republic. The major antagonist is Octavius Caesar, one of Antony's fellow triumviri and the future first emperor of Rome. The tragedy is a Roman play characterised by swift, panoramic shifts in geographical locations and in registers, alternating between sensual, imaginative Alexandria and the more pragmatic, austere Rome.

Many consider the role of Cleopatra in this play one of the most complex female roles in Shakespeare's work.:p.45 She is frequently vain and histrionic, provoking an audience almost to scorn; at the same time, Shakespeare's efforts invest both her and Antony with tragic grandeur. These contradictory features have led to famously divided critical responses.

Antony and Cleopatra

histrionic «“theatrical” (figuratively, “hypocritical”), 1640s, from Latin histrionicus “pertaining to an actor,” from histrio (genitive histrionis) “actor,” said to be of Etruscan origin. The literal sense in English is from 1759.»

today's words: somber, requiem

Hooker is the look, somber is the music. Requiem for a Dream Theme Song

Angry Birds on the Plane

there's a dude sitting besides me on the airplane, playing Angry Birds on iPad. All of a sudden, he shouts: “i've got 2 bombs, go to hell you stupid pigs”. I jumped, and all the passengers wet their pants.

飞机上有个二逼坐我旁边用iPad玩愤怒的小鸟，玩着玩着突然激动地大吼一声：“我有两个炸弹！都他妈死吧蠢猪们！”当时吓了我一大跳…… 那天飞机上的其他乘客也都吓尿了...... (from xie107)

Google Translate Funnies

Google translated this:

JavaScript: Fade a Element Using CSS Transition

to:

JavaScript的：褪色元素使用CSS過渡

In English, it means “Of JavaScript: the element of faded color used CSS too much”

Wahaha.

〔☛ JavaScript: Fade a Element Using CSS Transition〕

Strange Phenomenon in Chinese Microblogs: Images Instead of Text

There's a curious phenomenon in Chinese Weibo (microblog). That is, normally the character limit is to make user's post dense and focused. However, Chinese people started to use image instead for long Chinese articles. The transmission size of a image is a thousand times greater than text, and it can't be searched, nor resized clearly. Strangely, English microblogs such as twitter haven't developed this phenomenon.

中文 Weibo 有个奇妙的现象。本来限制字数，基其让人话简语重。但，用户开始把长篇大轮以图发出。这一下，一张图是文子码数位大小的百倍，又不能搜索，又不能清楚的字体放大。美国英语 Twitter 类比较没有这现象。奥妙。

Vocabulary: exodus

Google's software quality's been downhill in recent years, and their “don't be evil” isn't what it used to be. There's massive exodus among geeks of Google products.

Rage Comics 暴走漫画

what a curious world. The Rage Comics, from US's 4chan.org went to China, and now the Chinese version developed its own Chinese cultural ＆ linguistic elements mixed in.

世界真有趣。暴走漫画 (Rage Comics) 从美国 http://4chan.org/ 这种网站传到中国，且加入了中国风味。— #王尼玛#！

• 暴走漫画 Chinese http://baozoumanhua.com/
• Reddit collection http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/